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Things I Abhor.
Posted by cmos @ Mon 02 Nov, 09, 05:18PM under Cubicle Tales

YOU, sent a mail to all the big wigs, saying that this is of utmost priority, and I should standby to support it during the weekend.

YOU, told me to that your subordinate will help get the files ready so that we can use the weekend to run the jobs. You asked for my cell number so that you can reach me when it's done.

YOU, did not specify when the files can be ready, nor your subordinate could give me a solid estimated delivery time frame; which meant I had to be 'on-call'; YOU knowing perfectly well that I do not have remote login and had to return to the office to work on your jobs.

YOU nor your subordinate bothered to update me on the file delivery status, and I had to call you guys up personally to know what the fuck was going on.

YOU caused ME, not being able to use my precious weekend to the fullest due to the constant worry that I may receive that idiotic call; which never materialized even at 11.55pm Sunday.

YOU, had the cheek to tell me on Monday that the file wasn't even fully ready/clean today, and not even an apology in sight.

YOU, SHOULD NOT FUCK WITH A MAN'S WEEKEND, IS THAT SO HARD TO UNDERSTAND?

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Janeh ;)
Posted by cmos @ Fri 18 Sep, 09, 05:28PM under Cubicle Tales

Time to burn off those kns leaves which have accumulating like some hobo's dick cheese...

Two middle fingers pointing proud at my fookin'cubicle...

I'm talking... G5, Pecker...

That's how you can roll...

No more frequent flyer bitch miles for my boy...

Oh yeah...

Playa... playa... Big dick playa...

Swinging past ya knees...

Yeah, you sneaky fookin' prawns, heh...

I knew you Prawns were intelligent...

See u bastets in a week  ;)

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The Irony
Posted by cmos @ Thu 06 Aug, 09, 02:33PM under Cubicle Tales

I bumped into an ex-colleague while having lunch at the usual hangout this afternoon. Haven't seen him in quite a while; we had a blast of a time while we were stationed in the States. Anyways, here's an excerpt of our conversation :

Fren : Hey.

Me : Yo... long time no see.

Fren : I heard Al-Terror dropped the bomb yesterday.

Me : Yeah... it sucked.

Fren : No choice. These things happen. My company oso kena a while ago.

Me : Guess you found out about it on the Net.

Fren : Eh... no la. Prulink called me up the moment the news broke and told me all about it..

Me : Really? **raise one eyebrow**

Fren : Ya.

Me : So wot else did Prulink tell you?

Fren : Just the usual kapsiao. But I did ask him why Al-Terror is still retaining him... **wink** (inside joke #2786)

Me : **ROTFLMAO!!!**

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Project Ownership
Posted by cmos @ Fri 19 Jun, 09, 04:23PM under Cubicle Tales

Ring a bell?

 

 

*Pic 'borrowed' from Dilbert.com

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The Global Economic Crisis
Posted by cmos @ Thu 12 Feb, 09, 04:34PM under Cubicle Tales

3 hour talk summarized in 5 slides.

 

 

 

 

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I... R... WEIRD
Posted by cmos @ Fri 05 Dec, 08, 04:54PM under Cubicle Tales

You know something is wrong with yourself... when you wake up on your desk one day... and find the whole bucketload of your friends... are ppl working in another dept... or another company...

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loony...
Posted by cmos @ Tue 18 Nov, 08, 03:57PM under Cubicle Tales

You know the ppl in your dept are starting to lose their marbles when you begin hearing ppl whistling "If you're happy and you know it clap your hands" randomly...

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Ducati 916 Strada
Posted by cmos @ Tue 16 Sep, 08, 02:57PM under Cubicle Tales

The day is here.

Will it happen?

I didn't cross that piece of paper last March just to see hot air being blown.

Whatever you guys are planning... u better do it quick.

Mohd. ISA is getting restless.

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