Mata Laser

Posted by cmos @ Sat 29 Mar, 08, 07:02PM under Cubicle Tales
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Times are bad. No... really... times are bad. This is obvious when you start seeing droves of employees leaving week after week. And this is really disturbing when you know that this will seriously affect those who're still around since it affects both morale and productivity.

However, with this many leaving, there have also been an influx of newbies foolish enough to sign aboard as well. These new dota creeps give a perverted sense of relief, which I'm pretty sure is some sort of weird placeabo effect. Anyways, I keep seeing new faces which I'm not familiar with filling the cubicles of the former fallen comrades gundams, and this isn't exactly the most reassuring feeling one can have.

But there is this one particular new creep, who sits just a few cubicles away from me, who's giving me the heebee jeebies. Now... everyone knows I live on coffee when I'm in the office. And that means I have to pass by the new creep's cubicle several times a day.

Funny thing is, everytime I pass by this dude, he'll whip his head towards my direction like he has a seizure or something and give me this look...

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I'm not kidding.

This is the exact same stare he gave me.

I thought I was just being perasan, so I decided not to give a second thought about it.

Next day, I had to pass by the dude's cube again to get my daily morning mug of Java.

Niama-eh... sekali lagi I kena the mata laser... lagi ganas this time.

I was like WTF??!?!?

Dunno why he insist on looking at me like I caught him redhanded searching for porn using the company broadband or something...

So, yet again... I buat selamba and just ignore the budak.

Yesterday, as I was going to the loo after a long meeting during the morning, so I had to take the same route again.

MADER... DIA MALI LAGI...

LAGI VENGENCE...

Mata terbeliak macam nambak hantu kum kum nari joget lambada dengan Datuk M. Daud Kilau...

I dunno la... I'm getting freaked out liao...

Someone pls tell me I'm paranoid... I damn sked gila beb...

Yiiiiiiiiieeeeeerrrr...



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pim @ Sat 19-04-08 01:28AM
Maybe he reads ur blog !!
:p
Haha, dont panic, just kidding
Wat do you mean @ Tue 01-04-08 05:30PM
Finally, nasty 21 is off the main TM page.. Good job !!! Deng
cmos @ Tue 01-04-08 05:03PM
Update : Brader mata terbeliak finally stop his stunt liao... either he start having work to do... or he sick of my cbb face oreidi... syukur... syukur...
kokidi @ Mon 31-03-08 11:18PM
just don't look at his cube when you're passing by la...
lionel319 @ Mon 31-03-08 10:46PM
give him back this look...

fast and furion (gay) @ Mon 31-03-08 08:50PM
his nose looks like a nipple
Guest @ Mon 31-03-08 11:51AM
Lol haha it's really funny. Probably you accidentally step on his 'tail' not long ago that's why u got all these laser stares from him. By the way, really a lot of ppl leaving ?
Pandora @ Mon 31-03-08 11:10AM
maybe he's just checking you out.......... ahahahahahaha
Lithium @ Mon 31-03-08 03:17AM
cmos: Scary huh... Weird perhaps? If u think ur sensitive, ask 1 of ur coll to walk with u n check if his 'mata terbeliak' like dat oso la... LOL
ikan @ Sun 30-03-08 12:16PM
Exia Destroyed
kyrios Destroyed
Nadleeh... errr... under the covers wif Dynames...
suuukooooi
cmos @ Sun 30-03-08 09:49AM
Ikan : Noted. Fixed...
Ikan @ Sun 30-03-08 09:36AM
may be he knows l**** and you look.. well.. you 2 are TWEEEENS

muahahahaha.. I don't like the term Fallen comrades.. I don't wanna be Fallen.. :) Coppish boh?
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