Ten Word Determined Essay

Posted by cmos @ Tue 17 Jan, 06, 08:31AM under I Am Geek
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I got tagged. Again. This time by Dabido; the Teflon dude. Anyways, the meme is called the 10 Word Determined Essay. I was like... WTF?!?! Title oso so mind boggling one.

Here are four golden rules, which you must abide or you'll be castrated mercilessly like some Dynasty Ching eunuch :

1) write an entry of between 100-200 words, with these words have to be included once, and only once:

- I
- me
- blowjob
- grapes
- random
- power
- loneliness
- water
- robot
- blue

2) Out of the 10 words, you can only change 2 words.
[I changed blowjob to water, and water to blowjob.]

3) Your essay must make some kind of sense. if it's not cool, then it won't get published…
[Machauhai... damn kanasai leh... :P]

4) Send to 5 people.

  • I'll tag Gay... since he is like English literature teacher to me.
  • I'll also tag FatOrangeCat... coz he is like super wise and always have a unique opinion on things.
  • Lennyk is next... coz her profession damn teh owning and relevant.
  • Next up, KK. Since he's seen life more than the rest of us.
  • And lastly, Lucia. Coz she tagged me before and I'm returning the favour... muaaahahaha!!!

Anyways, to prove that I am indeed true blue super kiasu Penang bastard, I decided to use all 200 words allocated for me... nyaaaahahaha.

Here's my half-baked 10 Words Determined Essay :

*****

It's been days since the crash. If only he had not brought that darn rickety Cessna into the air. But the temptation was too great. Freedom's on everyone's mind. And what better way than to fly.

"I could have died if it weren't for forest canopy", Kyle thought to himself. "Why did the dang fuel gauge fail? Laika shouldn't have her life taken away like that... it should have been me instead!" Kyle's dog did not survive the crash.

He looked at the table next to his bed while taking a sip of water. He didn't touch the bunch of grapes his neighbour brought him. Random thoughts overcame Kyle as he tried to make sense of the madness.

He pressed the power switch on the TV. But there's nothing he could do to shake off the feeling of loneliness. Kyle started sifting through the mails instead. Damn. Josh have been subscribing porn on cable again. Blowjob Galore? "That useless son of a gun", Kyle thought of his stepson.

It'll be better if men were more like robots. Cold hard steel, that doesn't need to feel. It was just too painful. The clear blue sky did little to lift Kyle's spirit.

***** 

I dunno if what I wrote made any sense. But I'll have to admit this is one of the more interesting memes I've come across.

Kewl ^_^



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rape stories @ Fri 16-06-06 01:33PM
Need to be readed.
gay rape @ Sat 03-06-06 05:48PM
We are wellocme to it's configuration.
bottle @ Thu 16-03-06 01:49AM
what hamsap?!?!?
cmos @ Thu 19-01-06 01:16PM
kk : ROTFLMAO!!! Hahahaa... you got me there kk... ^_^
kk @ Thu 19-01-06 10:42AM
I was tagged by Cmos who has "see me up"! The so called 10 words determined essay similar as what the charming girl, yvy who has done a fine meme job.

It seems that there are 4 golden rules which the tagged person must abides to or else he/she would be castrated mercilessly like some Dynasty Ching eunuch according to Cmos. But what has surprised me is that how female could be castrated? Sealing up in a particular way? This one you have to consult Cmos! ........
cmos @ Wed 18-01-06 02:41PM
lionel319 : Ahhh... shuddup lar you emo bapuk perasan kes aslan/achew/lionel/Archilles/machaohai... go bek write your software scripts lar... too free... blek... :P
lionel319 @ Wed 18-01-06 01:49PM
Dabido: See what i mean by very disappointed with cmos? He said I was one of the more sporting ppl he's met, not one of the MOST. Very very x55927 disappointed.
cmos @ Wed 18-01-06 01:21PM
FatCat : **grumble... grumble...**

SZSC... :P
FatCat @ Wed 18-01-06 12:42PM
holy sith!!! juz realized i was tagged by cmos!!! with this super duper mind boggling eesay...
not my cup of tea lah!!!
Ok, will do it only with my spare DotA time then.
cmos @ Wed 18-01-06 09:33AM
Dabido : You've gotta meet Lionel... he's one of the more sporting ppl I've met... ^_^

Yvy : Waaaaaahahaha... time to drink more brain tonic liao... ;)
Yvy @ Wed 18-01-06 08:58AM
JIM CARREY!!!! aiyooo...how ever did i forget that.....*getting old*
Dabido(Teflon) @ Tue 17-01-06 03:14PM
I think it is funny. Most people normally hate being tagged for meme's ...

CMOS, you are lucky to have Lionel as a MEME GOTO guy now! :-) One less name to try to think of for meme's. :-)
cmos @ Tue 17-01-06 02:58PM
ddcat : Where got hamsap???

Lenny : Aisk... pretty pls?

Dabido : Waaahahaha... it would be armageddon the day I come up with a novel... ^_^

lionel319 : Aiyak... chill lar boss... next time I will tag you with all these emo bapuk memes... promise.

lucia : Pretty please?

Yvy : Waaaahahaha... wot's his name again?
Yvy @ Tue 17-01-06 12:44PM
hahaha...reminds me of that sunshine movie with that funny actor - wassat his name....so deep wan wor....;)
lucia @ Tue 17-01-06 12:18PM
ayoh you banyak cruel to tag me.

anyway ah pek had also tagged me yesterday and i had told him sorry i have to give this tag a past. reason being too busy and also this tag requires lots of thinking and my mind is kind of blank at the moment.

so i won't do it lah... unless when the creative juice suddenly hit me. maybe i will do it only after a long long time.
lionel319 @ Tue 17-01-06 10:38AM
I am really disappointed with you. :(

http://lionel.textmalaysia.com/ten-word-determined-essay-untagged-by-cmos.html
Dabido(Teflon) @ Tue 17-01-06 10:28AM
Kewl. It's like reading a blurb from a novel intended to grab the readers attention and get them to buy the novel.
Lenny @ Tue 17-01-06 10:02AM
cmos: u know i'll never do it... :)))
ddcat @ Tue 17-01-06 09:41AM
aiye. the words.. so hamsap one.
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